was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
What the fuck do you mean make-up
ahs is fucking amazing
Sasha Pieterse for Malibu Magazine by Dan Monick
if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys
Is your aunt Molly Weasley
i think i’m having a panic attack
Favourite Movies: The Princess Diaries (2001)"You try living for 15 years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess. Just in case I’m not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!"
So, John Green has revealed that Hazel dies a year later Augustus’ death.
I need a moment. And a help. I’m going to cry in a corner.
THIS IS NOT OKAY